My balls are so social today.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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