Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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