I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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