I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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