So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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