Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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