i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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