sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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