Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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