I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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