i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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