I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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