found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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