dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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