If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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