She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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