I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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