It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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