Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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