is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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