shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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