We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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