Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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