i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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