It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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