You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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