We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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