But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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