Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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