hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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