That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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