It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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