A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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