He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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