I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
