i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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