plz talk dirty to me
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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