THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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