I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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