well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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