It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
i out mim tonsoeep
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