That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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