ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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