how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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