Well apparently he's into motor boating.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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