For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he was CRYING into my vagina
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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