sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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