apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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