butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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