I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
