On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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