North Korea, Best Korea!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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