Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
